Paging Esquire Thompson

Let’s hope super-chimp-lawyer Jack Thompson doesn’t get word of this. I wonder how his personal injury lawyering skills are. (We already know where he stands on Personal Responsibility). This quote from the defendant’s testimoney strikes me as rather fruity:

In emotional testimony on Thursday, DeMeo said that Alexander had put his hand on DeMeo’s knee and made him push the accelerator down hard, then grabbed the emergency brake and sent the car into a skid.

Are those euphemisms?

(from Kotaku)

Update (5/2/05): After Thompson is done with this case, Kotaku has found another candidate for Thompson’s burgeoning Personal Injury Prosecution: Man breaks arm attempting move seen in video game.

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