Jason Statham, what have you done?

I don’t comment on Uwe Bolle movies here because a) they universally suck and b) I don’t hate myself enough to watch any of them. Unfortunately, his movie In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (based on the overrated PC game Dungeon Siege) stars man crush #1, Jason Statham, which all but obligates me to suffer through the movie.

I have been avoiding any news or previews of the movie because I already know what I’m in for. It’s going to HORRIBLE. The movie looks like it will have a lot of star power (seriously!) so it going to crash and burn but good.

Anyway, if you hate yourself as much as I do, you can watch the trailer for the movie here. It takes a few minutes to download, but trust me, it’s not worth it. (via Dethroner)

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  1. A crush on Angelina Jolie is pretty much the only reason I watched both Tomb Raider films. The first one was actually all right. The second one was terrible. 🙂

    Jason Statham is great. I liked him in The Transporter.

  2. I am a huge fan of Transporter (it has an excellent soundtrack) and I liked Statham in The Italian Job as Handsome Rob. Handsome indeed.

    I haven’t seen Crank yet, but plan to eventually.

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