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Age of Empires DSButtonmashing.com friend Bobster lent me his copy of Age of Empires: The Age of Kings for the DS. Another turn-based strategy game for the DS, this one set in the Age of Empires “world.” I’m quite excited to see how the real-time-strategy gameplay translates to the Dual Screen beauty. Impressions to follow.

The internet is funny!

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This may rank as my favorite link ever – If World War II Was an RTS. (thanks to AFK Gamer for the million laughs). Abso-fricking-lutely hilarious. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. I’m still wiping the tears of joy and laughter away. Prepare to laugh:

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

and

Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL

Your enjoyment of this humor will be directly proportional to:

  • How many times you’ve played Age of Empires/Kings online
  • your online gaming experiences with noobs and h4ck3rZ
  • your ability to laugh without hurting yourself
  • Your knowledge of World War 2

(My current favorite link: Midgets vs. a Lion. Unfortunately it has been proven to be a fake)