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No Son of Mine

January 5, 2009 by Tony 2 Comments

…Plays Oregon Trail Like That.

Another McSweeney gem.

Speaking of food, it almost seems like you don’t even like to hunt. When you do, you fire randomly at anything that moves. Let me make it simple for you, son: a bullet costs 10 cents, a pound of food costs 20 cents. If you’re not averaging a half pound of food per bullet, you’re wasting points. So I hope it was fun firing 10 times at that squirrel, which, I feel obligated to add, you never actually hit.

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  1. Ehergeiz says

    January 5, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Lol, wow.

    That was some good stuff, definitely will not be a son-o-mine.

    Haha

    Reply
  2. Woolfman says

    January 5, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Very odd. Very odd indeed. 😛

    Reply

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