Oh Daily Mail, how we love you. You tell us about a kid who eats nothing but chips and coke and you try to convince us that women playing Wii Fit in their living rooms are suddenly going to become bulls in China Shops, doing millions of dollars (pounds, euros, ducets, whatever) worth of damage.
You crack us up.
(I think the real problem may be guys (or girls) being *ahem* distracted)