This looks AMAZING:
June Releases
So, for those of you who are like me and are currently PC-less, it might be possible that you’re looking for a game to play on your console. Well, this month doesn’t offer a whole lot. If I actually had a computer, I’d be fine going back to Diablo III. But I’ve got plenty of backlog to work through, so I’ll be fine.

Week of June 5th
Inversion – This box-art is giving me vertigo…
Week of June 12th
Phantom Breaker – Special Edition
DiRT Showdown
Lollipop Chainsaw
Week of June 19th
Quake 4
Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
Brave – I cannot wait to see Brave in the theaters. I just thought I’d list this here so I could make that statement.
Week of June 26th
Spec Ops: The Line Premium Edition

Week of June 12th
Nintendo Selects: Pikmin 2
Nintendo Selects: Mario Power Tennis
Week of June 19th
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
Week of June 26th
The Amazing Spider-Man

Week of June 19th
Pokemon Conquest
Brave
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
Week of June 26th
The Amazing Spider-Man

Week of June 19th
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
Week of June 26th
Cradle of Rome 2
The Amazing Spider-Man

Week of June 5th
Battlefield 3: Premium [Download]
Week of June 12th
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
End of Nations Collector’s Edition
Week of June 19th
Sid Meier’s Civilization V: Gods and Kings
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes
Week of June 26th
Sniper Elite V2
Spec Ops: The Line Premium Edition

Week of June 5th
Inversion
Week of June 12th
DiRT Showdown
Lollipop Chainsaw
Week of June 26th
Record of Agarest War 2
Spec Ops: The Line

Week of June 12th
Metal Gear Solid HD Collection
Gravity Rush
Week of June 19th
LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes

Week of June 12th
Gungnir
What are you picking up?
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Weekend Diabloing
So this is the first weekend we get with Diablo III and wouldn’t you know it — my laptop (my brand spanking new (well, six months old new) Asus G53SX laptop) has up and died on me. So it’s in a Fed Ex box, on it’s way to Milpitas, California while I sit here, staring at a blank monitor that once was alive with the colors of New Tristram. It’s a cruel, cruel world we live in.
But don’t cry for me. I’ve got a backlog of 360 games, including a new game from Gamefly, to keep me busy. I left poor Commander Shepard in the lurch on Tuchanka, so I should probably get back to helping him, too.
I’m just going to assume everyone else is playing Diablo III. But if you’re not, what will you be playing this weekend?
It’s Diablo III Eve!

Yes, unfortunately for us East-coasters, the game won’t be available until 3 AM. That probably means I won’t be playing as soon as it becomes available, but I will be setting my alarm a little earlier than normal to get a few minutes with the game before Real Life encroaches and makes me go to work. But I do plan on spending some quality time with the game come tomorrow evening.
I’d love to get a group of fellow buttonmashers together to for that first night of adventuring. I think I’ll be starting out playing the Demon Hunter. You?
Weekend Gaming
So we’ve only got two weeks until Diablo III assumes control of all weekend gaming for the next few months (years? decades?). So now is the time to get in the gaming before everything becomes overwhelmed by the flood of Diablo III goodness.
So for me, that will be playing as much Mass Effect 3 as I can squeeze in. I’ve turned a buddy on to the multiplayer aspect, so I expect we’ll be doing a lot of that (gotta buy those Premium Spectre Packs!). Why don’t you join us?
What will you be playing this weekend?
May Releases
It’s time for a new look for the monthly releases. If you haven’t been to the site proper lately, I have installed a new “professional” looking theme that is currently under construction but it has given me much more flexibility with making things look sharper. So this month’s list of releases will have a different, new look and feel. I’ll be tweaking the site design as I have more time to work on it, but for now this is a bare bones look at the future of the site.
Not a ton of releases this except, oh I don’t know, the 800 POUND GORILLA in the room. Oh Diablo III… Have mercy on our souls…

Sniper Elite V2
Week of May 22nd
Dragon’s Dogma
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
Test Drive: Ferrari Legends
Battleship
Akai Katana
Max Payne 3
Week of May 29th
Let’s Dance
DiRT Showdown
Batman: Arkham City Game of the Year Edition – Yup, pretty much the worst box-art ever.

Skylanders Spyro’s Adventure Pack – Dragons Peak
Week of May 22nd
Men In Black: Alien Crisis


Skylanders Spyro’s Adventure Pack – Dragons Peak
Week of May 22nd
Mario Tennis Open
Rollercoaster Tycoon – Wow, this could be one heck of a game on the 3DS.

Tera Online
Week of May 15th
Diablo III – I seriously considered just listing Diablo III as the May Releases. Is anyone going to be playing anything else?
Week of May 29tht
SBK Super Bike World Championship
Max Payne 3

Sniper Elite V2
Week of May 15th
Battleship
Max Payne 3
Week of May 29tht
DiRT Showdown
Batman: Arkham City Game of the Year Edition
Starhawk
Week of May 22nd
Atelier Meruru: The Apprentice of Arland
Sorcery
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
Dragon’s Dogma


They Played Diablo III…
From Yannick LeJacq at Kill Screen:
Horror is often an art of framing, so it’s hard to scare a viewer from the bird’s eye perspective of Diablo. The original did this with the flat nihilism of its atmosphere—the world was a bleak vision of black and gray, given the luminous color of life only briefly and terribly when blood was split. Killing yet another round of grotesque and bilious undead, my mind started to wander. Were these bloated and farting corpses really that evil? This was more like Shawn of the Dead than 28 Days Later. Then, I heard a noise.
I can’t wait to hear that noise.
Read the whole thing.
Go Right, Young Man
(via Keith Shaw at ITWorld)
Presented Without Comment
Context-Free Patent Art (via my buddy Jason)
