Weekend Gaming, Doomguy Style

Did you know that the protaganist of the DOOM series is just called “Doomguy“? Sure, he’s nameless, but he’s supposed to be referred to as Doomguy. I was equally as disappointed as I assume you are when I found out. Doomguy? What’s next, Haloman? Diablodude?

But who cares, because DOOM is free this weekend on Steam and is also on sale for 50% off, which means the Buttonmashing crew is going to be doing some DOOM multiplayer this weekend. We had a discussion earlier this week in Slack whether or not there should be co-op play in DOOM. We decided that DOOM is most definitely a single-player experience. Doomguy is a loner, Dotti. But that doesn’t mean DOOM multiplayer can’t be something that deserves a chance. Just don’t get your single-player campaign mixed into my multiplayer fun.

The “Steam Backlog” experiment from a couple weeks ago hit a slight snag. I got too involved with DOOM to really play anything else. But if there’s time this weekend to pull away from DOOM, I hope to get something else installed and played. But I have a feeling the majority of my gametime will be spent in DOOM.

So what are you playing this weekend?

On Steam Sales and Backlogs

The most recent Summer Steam Sale has come and gone, and in its wake are numerous Steam libraries overflowing with games, probably more than will be possible for one person to play. We’ll all chuckle and joke about our growing “Piles of Shame”.

I didn’t pick up a single thing in this most recent sale, which is a first for me. I can usually convince myself I might as well pick something up. It’s on sale, after all! That got me thinking about past sales and the number of games currently gathering dust in my library.

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As far as I can tell, you can’t sort your Steam Library on “Date Purchased”, but you can sort it on the date you last played each game. If you have purchased, but not actually played, a game in your library, the last played date is preceded by the word “New”, meaning it hasn’t even been installed. As I looked through my library of almost 200 games, it looks like the Winter 2012 Steam Sale was the most fruitful for me. In the interest of space, I’ll just link thumbnails of some of the items I picked up in that sale:

There are some “Triple-A” titles here, including Darksiders and Sim City 4, but I’ve also got some titles I don’t even remember buying. Larva Mortus? Grotesque Tactics?

I know what this is. I recognize the signs. I’ve watched enough A&E to know: This is HOARDING.

Digital hoarding.

I’ve seen enough episodes of Hoarders to know that I’m hoarding these games. It’s almost become a badge of honor to have all these games in my library. “Look how silly it is! I’ve got all these games I’ll never play!” Justifications like “they were on sale” and “it was cheaper to buy all the DLC together” slightly ease the discomfort. Don’t even get me started on Humble Bundles. They have contributed to this mess just as much as Steam Sales.

The argument could be made that digital hoarding isn’t hurting anything. There aren’t cockroaches in my kitchen because I never installed Future Wars. But that title is there, in my library list, like a wedge in my brain every time I look at that list. It just sticks in there, nagging me with a sense of disappointment. Disappointment in myself that I still haven’t loaded up this thing that I paid for and disappointment in my lack of willpower in purchasing the trash in the first place. (Note that this post is not a reflection of the quality of the unplayed games in my library. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t played them.)

So as we kick of “Hate Tony Week” (everyone hates me once a year when the wife and kids are gone for summer camps and I have 5 uninterrupted evenings with as much gaming as I can manage) I’m going to take a hatchet to my “backlog”. My Pile of Shame will be turned into a Massacre of Bad Games. In between sessions of Doom, Dota, and Overwatch, I’m going to ruthlessly eradicate large swaths of my library. I’ll give them all a fair shake, but my time has become too valuable and too scarce to waste on bad games. So I’m going to install some of these games, give them a chance and if they don’t make the cut they get the axe. No longer worthy to take up a spot in the list, they will be banished.

And I will no longer feel guilty about hoarding them.

July Releases

Happy 4th of July to all our American readers out there, and happy July Releases to the rest of you! Nintendo Switch Owners (“Switchers”?) have something to look forward to this month with the release of Splatoon 2, but other than that, there’s not a ton that really jumps out at me. I’ll give Fortnite a looksie and Pyre has my attention given its lineage of Bastion and Transistor, but not much else is on my radar.

On to this month’s releases:

Microsoft Xbox One

Week of July 10th

Week of July 17th

Week of July 24th


Nintendo Switch

Week of July 17th


Nintendo 3DS

Week of July 24th


PC

Week of July 3rd
Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar

Week of July 10th
Minecraft: Story Mode – Season Two
Wild Guns Reloaded
Numberline 2
Electronics Circuits Simulator

Week of July 17th
Pinball Wicked
Children of Zodiarcs
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles
Gigantic
Aporia: Beyond The Valley

Week of July 24th
Pyre
Aven Colony
Strike Vector EX
The Low Road

Week of July 31st
Supreme Ruler The Great War
Tacoma


Sony Playstation 4

Week of July 10th

Week of July 17th

Week of July 24th

Week of July 31st


Sony Playstation Vita

Week of July 31st


What are you picking up this month?

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Weekend Gaming

I guess 2017 is turning out to be the year Tony finishes games. Since my last post I have “finished” both Fallout 4 and NieR: Automata. The word finish is in air-quotes, of course, because you never really “finish” Bethesda open world games and apparently NieR has like thirty different endings. So while I did complete the main storyline of Fallout 4 (taking the Railroad path, for those in-the-know) and I defeated Adam and Eve (more like Adam and STEVE) in NieR, there’s still much to do in both games. So I’ve got a long weekend of gaming planned with both of those games.

I’ve already dabbled playing the New Game Plus in NieR, playing as 9S instead of 2B and I’ve poked in a couple of the Fallout 4 DLC expansions, but this weekend I think I’m going to delve rather deeply into both. I really enjoyed getting back into the swing of things with Fallout 4 so why not bang out a couple DLCs while I’m surveying the chaos I caused at the end of the story?

I also finally cracked the seal on Thimbleweed Park, the point-and-click adventure game by Buttonmashing favorite (and former Carnival of Gamers Enthusiast) Ron Gilbert. That’s been a fun game to stream, so I hope to head back to Thimbleweed Park this weekend, too.

What are you going to play?

June Releases

On to this month’s releases:

Microsoft Xbox One

Week of June 5th

Week of June 19th

Week of June 26th


Nintendo Switch

Week of June 12th


Nintendo 3DS

Week of June 5th

Week of June 19th

Week of June 26th


PC

Week of June 5th
Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap
Crimson Earth
DiRT 4

Week of June 12th
MotoGP17
Castle of Shikigami
THE KING OF FIGHTERS XIV STEAM EDITION

Week of June 19th
Nex Machina

Week of June 26th
The Golf Club 2


Sony Playstation 4

Week of June 5th

Week of June 12th

Week of June 19th

Week of June 26th


Sony Playstation Vita

Week of June 5th

Week of June 19th

Week of June 26th


What are you picking up this month?

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May Releases

For whatever reason, the month of May in the year of our Lord 2017 is a great time to own a Playstation Vita. This month brings the most releases I’ve seen for that platform in a very long time. This month is also great if you’re a fighting game fan. May brings a few Triple-A titles to consoles, including Prey and Tekken and the venerable Fire Emblem. Oh, and Serious Metal Detecting comes out. Serious.

On to this month’s releases:

Microsoft Xbox One

Week of May 1st

Week of May 15th

Week of May 29th


Nintendo Switch

Week of May 8th

Week of May 29th


Nintendo 3DS

Week of May 15th


PC

Week of May 1st
Serious Metal Detecting
PreySuper Rude Bear Resurrection
Shio
TumbleSeed

Week of May 8th
OVIVO
The Low RoadSTRAFE

Week of May 15th
Bokida – Heartfelt Reunion
Operation Babel: New Tokyo Legacy
ROKH

Week of May 29th
TEKKEN 7
The Artifact
MXGP3 – The Official Motocross Videogame


Sony Playstation 4

Week of May 1st

Week of May 8th
Week of May 15th

Week of May 22nd

Week of May 29th


Sony Playstation Vita

Week of May 15th

Week of May 22nd

Week of May 29th


What are you picking up this month?

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April Releases

There aren’t many marque titles on offer this month (unless you’re looking forward to Persona 5) but there are some really interesting games hitting on the PC this month. My transition from Console Fanboy to PC Master Race happened so gradually I didn’t even notice, but this month really brought into stark relief the difference between the two. From the old-school remake of Planescape: Torment to the very profesional looking FMV game Late Shift, there really is something for everyone. Maybe even you!

On to this month’s releases:

Microsoft Xbox One

Week of April 3rd

Week of April 10th

Week of April 17th

Week of April 24th


Nintendo Switch

Week of April 3rd

Week of April 24th


Nintendo Wii-U

Week of April 3rd


Nintendo 3DS

Week of April 17th


PC

Week of April 3rd
1166
Antihero
Domina
Roots of Insanity
Feral Fury
Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition
BULLET SOUL
Edengrad – This is the most Metal trailer I’ve ever seen. It’s also rather violent.

Week of April 10th
Planescape: Torment: Enhanced Edition
The Sexy Brutale
Cosmic Star Heroine
Yooka-Laylee
Asura

Week of April 17th
Everything
The Low Road
Flinthook
Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series
Late Shift

Week of April 24th
Little Nightmares
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III
Outlast 2
Pinstripe
DRAGON QUEST HEROES II


Sony Playstation 4

Week of April 3rd

Week of April 10th

Week of April 17th

Week of April 24th


Sony Playstation Vita

Week of April 24th


What are you picking up this month?

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Weekend Gaming


NieR is a weird game. That’s not a very hot take, I’m just being honest. I went into NieR:Automata knowing next to nothing about the NieR universe (other than I read you could fish in a previous iteration of the series and that the fishing was surprisingly fun). I’ve logged almost four hours in the game so far and, still being honest here, I have no idea what’s going on. I’m 2B, my friend(?)/partner(??) is 9S and I’m pretty sure we’re androids. There are these little floating drones that follow us around and shoot at things and occasionally serve as an assist when I make an ill-advised jump from somewhere high. I think the earth was overrun by machines at some point and almost all the humans live on the moon now (I think? I haven’t talked to many humans yet.)

I’ve been down to earth a couple times, fought a crane robot bad guy that would make the Constructicons proud and then a little while later this happened:

Japan, amiright?

Anyway, now I am working my way through an amusement park, populated by machines in clownsuits and robots that shoot balloons from their hands. I couldn’t be more confused and I think I really like it. If you want to read about reviews of other products visit top9rated.

So it’s a NieR weekend for me. I might squeeze in a Duelyst match or two and possibly some Dota, but I think NieR gets the lion’s share of my time.

What are you playing?

March Releases

The Nintendo Switch makes its first appearance on the Monthly Release list, which means the Wii-U will be dropping off shortly. Let’s all have a moment of silence for the Wii-U… Are you picking up a Switch?

I didn’t realize it until I started working on this month’s list, but March is full of some seriously good games — there is Mass Effect Andromeda (obvs), NieR: Automata, a new Ghost Recon and Ron Gilbert’s new game, Thimbleweed Park (which I backed on Kickstarter and am now really excited about). It’s a great month for gaming! On to this month’s releases:

Microsoft Xbox One

Week of March 6th

Week of March 13th

Week of March 20th

Week of March 27th


Nintendo Switch

Week of March 13th


Nintendo Wii-U

No new releaseases.


Nintendo 3DS

Week of March 20th


PC

Week of March 6th
The Keep
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands
Atelier Firis: The Alchemist and the Mysterious Journey
ULTIMATE MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3
Danmaku Unlimited 3
Ghost Blade HD

Week of March 13th
NieR: Automata
Snowflake’s Chance
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
Styx: Shards of Darkness
Dead Rising 4

Week of March 20th
Troll and I
Castle Explorer
Zero Escape: The Nonary Games

Week of March 27th
Thimbleweed Park
Beat Cop
STRAFE


Sony Playstation 4

Week of March 6th

Week of March 13th

Week of March 20th

Week of March 27th


Sony Playstation Vita

Week of March 20th

Week of March 27th


What are you picking up this month?
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In My Weekend Gaming Hands

Earlier this week I recently celebrated the greatest day in recent human history, the day the earth received my blessed presence and it’s never been the same since. This year I decided to splurge on myself and picked up an Xbox One Elite Controller. I’ve been dabbling more on the Xbox One lately and the cheap Xbox 360 knock-off could use an upgrade. So I traded in my VW Jetta for a Porsche Boxster. I always like to let my gamers know that there is gaming mouses for big hands for those who feel they can´t control there mouse while playing.

So this weekend, I’m going to delve into gaming in the Microsoft Ecosphere. I’m going to figure out how to get the most out of the Xbox One, Surface Pro 4, Elite Controller and Steam.

What are you playing this weekend?